Really Old Archives

This doesn't include every entry I've ever written. I took down most of the entries and left only the ones that documented big things, that were kind of funny, or that I could still stand to look at.

2003

August

5: Cat pictures

July

8: The nose knows

5: Stagnant, or How I went canoeing with a guitarist

June

12: A rack like that (guest entry by Chris)

11: Coworkers' wienies, Alex Jones, and other odds and ends

May

5: Farts and rock and roll

March

3: Pratfalls!

2002

October

14: Cat profiles

August

14: Sly

June

11: What a schnoz on that guy

May

3: Waiting for Nana, part 2

April

17: Waiting for Nana, part 1

March

18: My husband, the bimbo

8: The Effect of Severe, Repeated Embarrassment on Personal Interactions: A Case Study of Laugh Addiction in the Workplace

2001

October

30: Fred and Fredina ride again

July

15: La la la (I love my life)

June

25: I wake up

May

13: Naked man running

April

9: I might have to run

January

31: Imagining the audience in their underwear

1: Kicking the ball

2000

December

18: Bathtub story

12: Your features! Lord warrant us, what features?

11: Work, post office, bike

8: I am speaking a language of my own invention

November

20: Downright Dickensian

19: Fucking' do-gooder

15: Ma and pa at the opry

12: Head injuries that have nothing to do with politics

1: Scary things

October

31: Sleep deprivation

18: Bus adventures

17: Good neighbors

16: Battle of the bush

September

17: Me and Jesus on the jogging trail

12: Slacking again

4: A married conversation

August

24: These walls do talk

23: Sky as a coffit

16: Romance for cynics

2: Snotty moron